Monkey's "MY KINDA PEOPLE"

The best guy I ever met

After escaping from Dog (see below) I managed to sneak into the hospital where my pals Ant and Caroline were hanging out. When I got there I met Benjamin Jonathan Clifford, a new addition to their family, and he was great!

He really understood me; where I'm coming from, my identity, my thoughts, etc. He held me close and didn't utter a word as I explained my life story to him. He seemed intrigued, although his eyes were closed and he blew bubbles throughout. No one has ever given me this much time before. He wasn't even bothered about the fact that I've got no legs either! I'm moved - really moved *sob*

Meeting Ben has really turned my life around and I'm going to be a good monkey from now on (well maybe a smidgen of mischief now and then). I think that we're gonna hang out for the next 18 years. Make sure you visit Ben's web site> if you want to see his story so far.

Dog's revenge

Monkey looks all forlorn in the background.... that's because he's been BAD! Taking advantage of all those people. Telling stories all about HIM and not them - well it's all gonna change from now on in!

I'm Dog. I'm here to bring balance to the force. I'm gonna tell you a little about monkey; I've been tracking him for ages - he's been up to no good for years! I don't know anyone cheekier...

Thanks to Mrs Whitaker from Scunthorpe for giving me Monkey's location - the reward money is on it's way to you. Do your bit by signing the "put monkey away for life petition" on my mate Rob's online Etch A Sketch™

See you next time and I'll let you know progress on my Anti-Monkey Campaign! Dog.